Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Sodom & Gomorrah, A.D.

At the moment, I'm listening to all of my faucets running slowly. Alabama isn't used to these freezing
temperatures, so no one is really sure how plumbing is going to react. Better safe than sorry.

This makes me wonder about global warming, or should I say "climate change" since that seems to be the new term for it. Why is that the new term? Ha ha! Obviously it's so the people who support this theory have a way to cover their arses and defend their "science" no matter which way the mercury travels. Are we really that vain as a population that we think we can have such a huge impact on the planet? Of course we are!

I find it highly amusing that so many of the celebrities, politicians, and otherwise who traveled to Copenhagen for the climate change conference did so on their own private jets. You bloody hypocrites. I am so sick of celebrities telling people what they should do!!! Note to actors: You spend your entire lives pretending to be someone else, and for some reason, we worship you for this. I have more respect for garbage collectors than I do for you, actors. They actually do a REAL job. Actors, you do nothing but regurgitate something somebody else wrote. Help me out here. How does this qualify YOU to tell anyone else how to live their lives? You self-righteous fools.

Musicians, YOU are just as bad. Listen up! All I want is music, not your idea about how the world should be run. Does anyone REALLY believe that Sheryl Crow only uses one square of toilet paper to wipe her arse? Look, if I wipe my arse with one square, I'm going to be doing a lot more laundry which is a waste of precious energy, and, not to mention, using a lot more toxic bleach. I could go on about
musicians, but I don't want to ruin the good mood I happen to be in
right now.

This is why I tend to listen to music that is apolitical. I once liked Bruce Springsteen. Then when his career needed a boost (he's still pining for the success of the 80's...sorry Bruce, your time has come and gone) he decided to hop on the anti-American bandwagon. Pretty much the same thing as when actors and musicians come out of the closet and suddenly their popularity soars. What a sad, sad commentary on our society. Maybe the so called "global warming" is nothing more than the flames of hell being fanned.

Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah, 21st Century style.

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